Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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