Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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