Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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