ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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