it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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