OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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