my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He shit in the fireplace
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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