I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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