As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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