I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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