Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!