Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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