Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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