Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
