we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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