She said her name was "party"
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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Also, beer. Big fan.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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