He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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