So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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