i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing