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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them

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• (951): View more from California

  Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.

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• (916): View more from California

  I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.

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  Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.

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• (559): View more from California

  I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.

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• (949): View more from California

  Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.

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