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• (305): View more from Florida

  I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....

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• (207): View more from Maine

  DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here

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  you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?

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  I decided to mark my territory.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES

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