I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES