AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Dating After Heartbreak
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless