No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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