Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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