Is it because I queefed?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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