i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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