Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
this just has baby written all over it
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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