You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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