i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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