4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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