Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Randomize
