Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
