May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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