I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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