So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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