I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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