Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
we should paint friendship bongs
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
