I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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