great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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