i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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