why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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