dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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