The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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