and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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