You made me cry and you don't even care
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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