Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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