So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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