spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We got so high we made milksteak
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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