Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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