I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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