No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
My breath smells like gin and sadness
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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