Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My life is pants optional.
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