So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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