Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Randomize
