can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize