I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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