watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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