i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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