The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
