Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
