You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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