So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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