You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
